Feb 4, 2002/ FW/ --- You are romantically challenged if:
When he says, "Cupid? What team does HE play for?"
When you put on your sexiest negligee, gaze seductively in his
direction and he says, "Going to bed early? G'nite, hon."
When your idea of a seven-course dinner is pizza and a six-pack.
When the kids are finally in bed. You wink and suggestively mention you'd like a little one-on-one. He smiles back, grabs the basketball, and runs outside.
When you whisper sweet nothings in her ear and that's exactly what she hears.
When she says, "Not now! The kids might hear us." And then you remember you don't HAVE any kids.
When the television in the bedroom gets turned on more than you do.
When he takes you out to dinner for that special evening and the waiter says, "You want fries with that?"
When the last time you went out dancing, you were both wearing socks on the basketball court and the principal was watching.
When he joins Romantics Anonymous.
When you gave your wife a vacuum cleaner for your last anniversary.
When your TV remote gets held more than you do.
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"1001 Ways To Be Romantic" has answered that question and offered advice to
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