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MAD Magazine Fourth Annual List of 20 Dumbest Things
NEW YORK, Dec 26, 2001/ --- The editors of MAD Magazine, America's foremost
experts in stupidity, have chosen Rev. Jerry Falwell, for blaming the terrorist
attacks of September 11th on "the abortionists, feminists, gays and lesbians" to
top its list of the fourth annual MAD 20, the humor monthly's year-end review of
"The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2001."
"We thought Falwell had reached his personal pinnacle of dumbness a few years
ago when he accused the Teletubbies of promoting homosexuality," said MAD
co-Editor, John Ficarra. "Give the guy credit, we underestimated him."
"He was listed sixth on the list in 1999," chimed in fellow co-Editor, Nick
Meglin. " But now he's redefined dumbness and made it to the top spot. We
congratulate the Reverend!"
The MAD editors point out that the millennium is off to an extraordinarily
dumb start. Ficarra explained, "The botched Presidential election made 2000 a
very dumb year, but between Falwell's moronic comments after September 11th, the
Gary Condit affair and the XFL debacle, 2001 was even dumber!"
The previous winners of MAD's "dumbest thing of the year" were Monicagate
(1998), The Y2K Panic (1999) and last year's Presidential Election.
The MAD 20, a special full-color 18-page section, is featured in the year-end
issue of MAD Magazine (#413), on sale at newsstands, bookstores and comic book
shops everywhere.
THE MAD 20 The Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2001
- Jerry Falwell's Ugly Remarks About September 11th
- Celebrity Substance Abuse As A Career Move
- "13-Year Old" Danny Almonte And The Bronx Little League Scandal
- Bill Clinton Gets A Sweet $10 Million Book Deal
- Anne Heche Says Bye "Bi," Goes Hetero
- NASCAR's Abysmal Safety Record
- Err Jordan: Michael's Foolish Comeback
- The Supreme Court Snuffs Out Medical Marijuana
- The Timothy McVeigh Death Lottery
- Fuzzy Math: The Bush Tax Rebate
- McDonald's McFixed Monopoly Game Contest
- Puff Daddy Changes His Name To "P. Diddy"
- The Butchers Of Beijing Awarded Olympic Games
- Elton John Duets With Eminem At Grammy Awards
- Weird Beard: Al Gore Grows Facial Hair
- The XFL Debacle
- The Bush Daughters Drunken Adventure
- That Millionaire Guy Who Bribed The Russians To Launch Him Into Space
- The Gary Condit Affair
- MAD Magazine Sells Out, Accepts Ads
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